the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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