So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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