gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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