My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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