can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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