Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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