Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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