can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...