If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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