Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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