why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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