I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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