ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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