FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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