JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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