I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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