No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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