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  Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?

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  (586): Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white? http://tfl.nu/dlzj
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  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?

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  (504): Aren't I supposed to sit on your face? http://tfl.nu/tzlx
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  smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers

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  (530): smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers http://tfl.nu/y866
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  (313): View more from Michigan

  i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.

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  (313): i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried. http://tfl.nu/0j7l
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  (315): View more from New York

  They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.

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  (315): They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it. http://tfl.nu/5i1a
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.

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  (702): I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers. http://tfl.nu/kck1
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar

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  (781): You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar http://tfl.nu/4b1n
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.

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  (919): Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar. http://tfl.nu/xoz4
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.

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  We made popcorn last night. So it's both

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  (908): It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one. (637): We made popcorn last night. So it's both http://tfl.nu/itvi
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  (914): View more from New York

  Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?

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  (914): Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what? http://tfl.nu/ebld
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.

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  (248): I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice. http://tfl.nu/pazi
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  (360): View more from Washington

  we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...

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  (360): we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us... http://tfl.nu/7rab
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  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"

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  (306): you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me" http://tfl.nu/gvp7
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  (901): View more from Tennessee

  The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet

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  What is my life?

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  (901): The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet (770): What is my life? http://tfl.nu/abv3
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.

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  (978): The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium. http://tfl.nu/pyu4
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