I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?