Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad