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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

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morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

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oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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(203): i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much. (813): morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU (203): oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor. http://tfl.nu/75bu

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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.

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(321): Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right. http://tfl.nu/ehig

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(786): View more from Florida

What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?

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(786): What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her? http://tfl.nu/v1vy

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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.

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(646): He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/8o9v

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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life

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(708): i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life http://tfl.nu/nn4z

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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.

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(845): He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up. http://tfl.nu/zpkp

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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711

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(360): Im 95% ready to shit behind 711 http://tfl.nu/2mf3

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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding

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(313): I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding http://tfl.nu/qljv

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(989): View more from Michigan

Let's paint friendship bongs

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(989): Let's paint friendship bongs http://tfl.nu/nm34

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(269): View more from Michigan

all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird

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OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO

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(269): all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird (269): OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO http://tfl.nu/9b3x

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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever

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(419): The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever http://tfl.nu/s7ex

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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.

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(440): I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation. http://tfl.nu/4dbg

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(586): View more from Michigan

Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work

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(586): Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work http://tfl.nu/uldi

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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.

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(770): You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of. http://tfl.nu/9xxo

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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?

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(937): I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night? http://tfl.nu/ghkw

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