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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  thanks for singing to me while i puked last night

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.

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• (818): View more from California

  I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.

  (805): View more from California

  What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad

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