I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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