she was so not down for the gang bang
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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