They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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