I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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