Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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You dont lie about slip and slides
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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