do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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