I think I died a long time ago.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
third nipple confirmed
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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