this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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