carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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