i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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