Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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