So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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