Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Everclear isn't food dammit
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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