ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.