u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.