just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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