I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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