Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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