with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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