Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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