Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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