I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
What a dumb baby whore.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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