let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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