Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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