My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My feet surprised me
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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