Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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