I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.