I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.