I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
