This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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