I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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