You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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