i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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