the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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