i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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