no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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