D3 body, D1 cock
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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