Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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