Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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