is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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